I may have found the perfect place to celebrate our newest president. I’m pretty sure there were no parties in Portland for President Bush that featured dancing girls. I could be wrong, though.

I definitely remember dancing girls when President Clinton was elected, though. Of course, that’s around the time I started hanging out in strip clubs, so there may not have been any actual connection to the inauguration; it just might’ve been my normal Tuesday night.

This year, though – both dancing girls and a celebration of our new Democratic President!

Apparently the very same bar in which I watched Obama’s acceptance speech on election night, The Slammer, is having an inauguration party next week that will feature dancing girls on the roof.