The only way I was not going to participate in the Bridge to Bridge 5K today was if it was pouring down rain.

…so, yeah, I didn’t participate. Stupid rain.

In penance I did 4 miles at the gym instead. Not quite the social gathering a race is, but…

Did you know that cycling backwards on the elliptical trainer really works the booty? There was this girl who already had it goin’ on but was goin’ at it bass-ackwards like it was goin’ out of style.

It was… hypnotic. My four miles were done before I knew it.