Movies of 2008

The following are all the movies I saw in the theater in 2008. It includes some second-run flicks because, for a while, I was attending the Independent Film Revival group’s Monday movies.

I didn’t think to keep track of any movies I saw on DVD or online or at friend’s houses. Maybe I’ll do that next year.

Each movie is linked to it’s IMDB listing, and after each movie is a link to my post about it, if available; the link indicates how many stars I give it, on the standard 5 star scale.

This is 50 movies, and two of them I saw more than once (“Iron Man” three times and “Quantum of Solace” twice). That makes 53 trips to the theater, or just over one per week. Man, I really love movies.

Now I’m going to hit “publish post” before I re-think my star ratings. Feel free to disagree with me. By the time anyone comments, I’ll probably have changed my mind several times.

“The Spirit”

So I did it. I gave in and saw Frank Miller’s “The Spirit”.

The dialogue was atrocious, awkward and did little to set up, or even explain, let alone advance, the plot.

The visual style was overdone.

Samuel L. Jackson’s Octopus was horrible.

Gabriel Macht’s The Spirit/Denny Colt was boring.

Not nearly enough of Scarlett Johanssen’s cleavage. She does give very arch line readings, though.

The other women were OK, here and there, hit and miss. But the unexplained lust the women had for The Spirit just came off as bad as porn movie writing.

However! Eva Mendes’ ass was, all by herself, worth the price of admission and justified the entire movie. Seriously. Magnificent. Whether it was clothed or (for a few glorious seconds) naked, seriously, that woman’s hindquarters are worthy of being considered high art. Words fail. No, really. Just… whoa.

I’m responding on a primitive, pre-language level here (which doesn’t work so well with blogging, but, evs). Eva…

Is this wrong?

The reviews of Frank Miller’s “The Spirt” keep coming in.

And they keep on piling on the negatives. In just one weekend, it’s achieved a 16% at Rotten Tomatoes (as of this posting – the score may go down even lower once people get back to work today and surf).

But when I read things like this sentence (from The Onion’s A.V. Club review):

“As a babe-delivery system, The Spirit is a rousing success.”

…I realize that that, alone, could be enough to put my butt in a seat, even when the very next sentence is:

“In every other sense, it’s a pronounced failure.”

Maybe this helps to explain why I’ve seen so many damned movies.

Movie fanatic

Hat tip to Dale at Faith in Honest Doubt for finding the No Life Movie Quiz. I notice, however, that Dale only posted his score (87) and not the actual list of movies he’s seen. He “beat” the number that apparently defines someone as having no life by two (said number having been set by the original author of the list). Dale does regret having seen some of those, it must be said.

And as sympathetic as I am to Dale’s pangs of remorse, since I have seen 99 of the movies on that list, and since I’m a self-described movie fanatic, I take my score more as a badge of honor. I’m of the school that can find value in nearly any movie. Sure, some of the flicks on the following list could have been better (in some cases, much, much better), someone, somewhere, was proud of it and in nearly all cases, many people worked hard to produce and distribute it.

Of course, not all of the movies on my “seen” list were ones I actually paid money to see. That, however, does not color my opinion after I’ve seen it; it only indicates my feelings of its worth prior to viewing.

As a side note, I could find no rhyme or reason to the grouping of movies on the list. What do “Blazing Saddles”, “The Never-ending Story”, and “Universal Soldier” have in common, for instance? And each section is variable in length – what’s that all about? I’ve left the original formatting (though I did clean up an error that seems to have caused all the x’s in the list to be replaced with a space).

As a further side note, this list must be a few years old. Several third sequels, like Spider-Man 3, were missing. My score would likely be higher if they were included. I’m a sucker for some, not all, franchises.

And my final side note: In the cases where I’ve seen several versions, I’m only counting them once. If you want to do the math on that, feel free, but I’m already way over the arbitrary line. It won’t matter to me how much further into the pucker-brush I go sailing…

My list follows:

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) KING KONG all three versions
Total so far: 9

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
( ) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
(x) Flubber Orignial version only
Total so far: 11

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 12

( ) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child’s Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 16

(x) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremacy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled both versions
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total so far: 24

(x) Independence Day
(x) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
(x) ET
(x) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds (both versions)
(x) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 31

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She’s All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
(x) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
( ) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 38

(x) X-Men
(x) x2
(x) x-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
(x) Catch Me If You Can
( ) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total so far: 47

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Kippendorf’s Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far: 49

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 55

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History
( ) Three
Total so Far: 58

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
( ) Monsters Inc.
( ) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
Total so far: 60

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
( ) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld
Total so far: 64

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
(x) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness
Total so far: 68

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
(x) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 76

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal
Total so far: 83

( ) Battle Royale
( ) Battle Royale 2
(x) Brazil
(x) Contact
( ) Cube
(x) Dr. Strangelove
( ) Enlightenment Guaranteed
( ) Four Rooms
(x) Memento
(x) Pi
(x) Requiem for a Dream
(x) Pulp Fiction
(x) Reservoir Dogs
( ) Run Lola Run
( ) Russian Ark
(x) Serenity
(x) Sin City
(x) Snatch
( ) Spider
(x) The Sixth Sense
( ) The Village
(x) Waking Life
( ) Zatoichi
( ) Ikiru
(x) The Seven Samurai
(x) Brick
(x) Akira
Grand Total: 99

“Why would I want to talk to David Frost?”

After Hitler, arguably the most hated political figure from history is President Richard Milhous Nixon.

Certainly the most polarizing figure from history, at least.

Nixon’s Presidential legacy is nothing but scandal, crime and fraud. Oh, sure, there are people who think Nixon’s foreign policy was top-notch, but the people who argue that point are attempting to counter the whole scandal, crime and fraud bit. We know what’s important.

In 1974, when Nixon resigned the office of the Presidency, I was 9 years old. I had no idea what these old men were doing on my TV as I ate a breakfast of sugared cereals, fortified with 7 essential vitamins and minerals and bathed in milk. Blah, blah, blah, talking heads, so boring. I wanted my Spider-Man and my Bugs Bunny!

Some people, many people, in fact, still think that politics is boring, nothing but a bunch of blathering old bores, taking up space on the people’s high-def entertainment centers. People may not want Saturday morning cartoons anymore, but they certainly don’t understand or, frankly, care, about what rich old people are talking about in studios in the District of Columbia or New York City. People would rather watch people eat live bugs in a competition for the prize, or find out what Lindsey Lohan wore to the Oscars, or whatever.

I think, in large part, that this sad state of affairs is a result of the decisions of the people who sit atop the entertainment corporations. There’s been a reduction of the momentous decisions and actions that our leaders take, a reduction to the level of… gossip. Entertainment. And that reduces people like President George W. Bush from what he is (a radical who has challenged and distorted almost every aspect of the Constitution upon which our country has been founded, and has abused his office to sow death across the globe and reap huge profits to himself and his cohorts) to the same level as… a movie producer, a celebrity, a “mogul”. Opinions differ, they say, and then they quote one from column A (“I don’t like him!”) and one from column B (“I love him!”).

This is a simplification, of course, and just one man’s opinion.

But having just watched “Frost/Nixon”, I can tell you, that there was a time, way back in the ancient times known as 1976, when the world of the disgraced leader Nixon intersected with the world of the glitzy celebrity of David Frost.

And, apparently, the two worlds reversed their importance.

That’s the take I get from watching this movie. David Frost was a flibbertigibbet, a nonsuch, a fluffy emcee, a light-weight. Frost was not a polarizing figure; if you cared about him at all, you either enjoyed his schtick, or you envied him his glamorous lifestyle.

Frank Langella’s Nixon, trying to complete the cover-up of his crimes, tries to cloak himself in the cotton-candy of David Frost. And watching Michael Sheen’s Frost slowly wake up to the fact that he’s being played is compelling.

Most of the movie, once the characters and background are set, is nothing but watching two men talk to each other, while others root from the sidelines. And as boring as that may sound to you, I am here to tell you that it was riveting.

And maybe, seeing the two worlds intersect, will help you untangle them again. Because I think it’s important.

It’s difficult for me to set aside the implications, even today, of Nixon’s actions. Luckily the movie provides me a surrogate in the ever-likeable Sam Rockwell’s character, playing journalist James Reston, Jr. It’s Reston’s real-life work that created the background for this movie. And I recognized my anger at President Bush’s actions today in Rockwell’s rants about trying to get a confession from, and conviction of, Nixon in the film.

But setting aside the politics, the characters and their interactions, as played by Langella and Sheen, stands by itself and makes a extraordinary story.

Chin

Oh, yeah, before I completely forget, I got out of the house long enough yesterday to see “My Name Is Bruce”, a movie about, and directed by, Bruce Campbell, the B-Movie actor famous for a handful of horror/comedy movies back in the 80s and 90s… and famous for almost nothing else since then.

It was amusing. But probably not worth even a matinee price. Even if it was filmed in Oregon.

“Milk”

In my quest to see all the Oscar-nominated Best Films of 2008 prior to the nominations being announced next year, using only my well-tuned sense of what constitutes an Oscar-nominee, I went to see “Milk” yesterday, Gus van Sant’s biopic of San Francisco City Supervisor Harvey Milk, a gay activist who was (spoiler alert!) shot and killed by fellow City Supervisor Dan White.

Sean Penn did what he always does – completely disappear into the role and make him a real person, with all our flawed perceptions and amazing insights. More than that, though, Penn’s performance shows a character that always pushed forward, and maintained a positive outlook, no matter what obstacles stood in his way.

The movie, seen through a wanna-be activist’s eyes (mine), also shows how movements were built back in the day. Milk actually tried to get the political support of Dan White – of course, not knowing what White would do in the future, which we now know – by trying to find some common ground. Of course, White’s idea of common ground appeared to be either too radical for Milk to support (something about psychiatric tests for children? I was never really sure), or that was another example of Milk’s flaw, that he never took the time to look into the issue to find some way he could support White’s side. Milk wanted his gay rights proposal to pass the city council with a unanimous vote as a symbolic measure, but when he failed to get White’s support he pressed ahead anyway, then, flush from his victory, approached White again. This time, White had a politically unreasonable request – he wanted Milk to introduce a pay raise for City Supervisors, which Milk didn’t even consider supporting.

Milk fought against a California state initiative, Proposition 6, which would have banned not only gays from teaching in public schools, but would have also gone further to ban anyone who supported gays. The state legislator who lead the drive for that measure is shown in the movie explaining that there were tests of some sort built into the bill. Milk has a meeting with the gay rights leaders in California at that time, and Milk denounces the pamphlets that they are distributing to fight against the measure: the text does not mention the word “gay”, and does not put a human face on the problem, instead taking a “high road” and framing the whole debate in terms of human rights.

Milk urges his friends and followers to come out. His thought was that if more people were aware that someone they knew was gay, they would vote against the bill.

The movie suggests that the reason Prop. 6 lost was because of the courageous approach taken by Harvey Milk and the opposition. Because of the lead time for making movies, the writer and filmmakers had no idea, I’m sure, that the fight in the film would mirror the fight this year in regards to Prop. 8. Sadly, mirror is the right word – thousands of families were torn apart, a right enshrined in the California Constitution taken away because of those who mis-read and mis-understand the stories told by long-dead men, when Prop. 8 passed this year.

As I said, I watched the movie while wearing my activist hat. The struggle for gay rights, which is still in dispute thanks to the misreading of a Bronze Age text by its present-day followers, reminds me of the similarities to the atheist community. We atheists have only begun to collect in groups and to announce our presence to the world at large. On a national level, there is only one elected representative who calls himself a humanist, Rep. Pete Stark (D-CA13), and even Mr. Stark didn’t announce he was a humanist until after he’d been elected. I have no particular insight into Mr. Stark’s personal beliefs, and I mean no disrespect, but to my ears, “humanist” sounds like a cop-out for someone who can’t go the whole distance and call themselves an atheist. And if that is the case, then the reason it’s not a tenable label for an elected official is because of the vast influence that the followers of gods have in our supposedly modern society.

Earlier this year, the Secular Coalition tried to find as many atheist elected officials as they could. They released a survey. From the US President, to Congress, down to the state and local levels, there are over a million men and women elected to office.

The Secular Coalition found five; The afore-mentioned Rep. Stark; Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers (I am guessing, since Sen. Chambers was first elected in 1971 and is Nebraska’s longest-serving legislator, that he did not come out as an atheist in his primary campaign); and three at the local level, one in Berkeley, California, one in Franklin, Maine, and one from Arlington, Massachusetts.

Harvey Milk’s idea of making the fight personal by putting a face on what is otherwise an abstract idea is a good one. And the goal of getting more atheists elected into office is also a great route to take. The atheist community is only now beginning to organize and speak as one group. It’s going to be a long fight, but studies show that, as education rises, so does non-belief. Education doesn’t just mean advanced degrees; it can also mean just talking to your neighbor or friend.

Our elected officials are, by and large, experienced and well-educated, in most cases upper middle class or better. And yet there are only five out atheists among them? Far more, I think, are in the closet, put there by fear of oppression by the outspoken religious. And yet, we all share something. Atheists are, by and large, the ones who understand that separating church and state protects the church, too. Atheists are natural allies of people with minority religious traditions.

My youngest nephew is 17, and, like me and his father, an atheist. The night Barack Obama was elected by the people to be the President of the United States of America, its first black president, I asked my nephew if we would live to see an atheist president.

He thought a moment, then said, “I probably will,” then smiled and continued, “but not you, Uncle Brian.”

It’d be nice to prove him wrong – but I suspect he’s right.

I’m a helper

Is it bad that one of the reasons I suggested the theater I did to see “Quantum of Solace” in, was that their DLP projection screens would give me the best possible picture and sound for the Star Trek reboot trailer?

I mean, the theater was also convenient for Tracy and Kevin, too. And with the Bond flick playing on multiple screens, it gave us plenty of showtimes to choose from, making it a very flexible choice.

(The Trek trailer looks awesome, by the way, even with all the continuity errors. Spotting the continuity errors is almost a game in itself.)

“Quantum of Solace” continues the tradition of Bond action. Literally had us all on the edge of our seats several times. And there’s an actual story in there, with lots of intrigue and double-crosses and triple-crosses. But it feels like the middle third of a trilogy. It really depended on the viewer having knowledge of the prior flick. Not a bad thing for me and Kevin, being Bond fans from way back, but Tracy said she enjoyed it for the action and didn’t worry too much about the story.

“Synedoche, New York”

I’ve been waiting months to see “Synecdoche, New York”. OK, two months since I saw the trailer. That’s still multiple months.

I remember how I felt when I saw “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” (and maybe you do, too) – that love was painful and clumsy and impossible and hopeful.

“Synecdoche, New York” makes me feel almost the same way, only about life, and living.

All us poor dumb blind people… What the fuck are we trying to pull? Who are we trying to kid?

We wait for someone to notice us, and we flinch when we’re forced to notice others. We hide from everyone else, or we glitz ourselves up because we’re afraid to blend in.

I cried throughout the movie. I cried when just walking around on the sunny cold streets of my hometown afterward. Boys in their twenties jumping up to try to touch the ceiling in the glass tunnel over SW Fourth. Fashion mom and her flashy daughter, each clutching their logo-emblazoned shopping bags full of stuff. Chubby woman in dirty clothes, balled up on the sidewalk begging for coins. Old men in golf shirts and slacks harrumphing at the traffic.

All y’all… all y’all are the same person, if Kaufman’s movie is to be believed. And Kaufman writes, and Philip Seymour Hoffman tells it without varnish, and it feels honest like a knife in your chest.

You can look elsewhere for a synopsis of the movie. I need to see it many more times.

If art is whatever makes you feel something, then this movie is art to me.

“Role Models”

I saw “Role Models” two days ago, on my day off, and although I remember it as a generally funny movie, with several laugh-out-loud moments, and a generally sweet-but-ironic view of life… I can’t really remember enough details to write a blog post about it.