It was way too hot.
She stood there, proudly, defiantly. It was a pose and she did it with humor and grace.
“Women don’t sweat,” she said, and tossed back her hair from her face. “We glow.” She emphasized the curves of her body with her hands, still looking into the distance, chin-up. “I’m covered… in a sheen. I’m glowing – profusely!”
Me, with awe in my voice: “You’re… Sheena Profusely!“
She broke out of her proud attitude and laughed with me.
I continued, “Sheena Profusely! Wouldn’t that be an awesome porn name?”