Today is payday.
Thanks, job, for giving me a regular paycheck, and benefits, and a nice warm place that is not my apartment to spend 9 hours in five days out of the week.
What? I’m just sticking to the basics.
Didja ever notice that there’s a lot of candy bars named for financial concepts? Payday. $10,000 Bar (or more recently, the 10 Grand). Mounds.
Snickers is actually a slang term for loose change in Zimbabastan. True story.