Harvey Danger coming on

So cool. Get up, turn on the computer, open up iTunes for some IntarWeb radio (yay! KEXP!)…

And it comes up, and comes on, just as a Harvey Danger song is coming on… a slower, demo version of “Pike St./Pike Slope” which originally appeared on “King James Version”.

I still haven’t heard their Christmas song, “Sometimes You Have To Work on Christmas (Sometimes)”… which appears on their new EP of the same title. I guess I’ll have to dig back in the KEXP archives and find it… or I could ask for it for Christmas…

hint… hint…

DeadSexy Update

Well, I broke down and bought a new battery for my 3G 40GB iPod, a.k.a. “DeadSexy”. Sure, Apple says it’s still “within specification” but dammit, the battery doesn’t even last for a couple of hours playing if I have a playlist that’s longer than 4 or 5 songs. When the thing was new, it could play for 7-8 hours before the battery was dead…

Lithium ion batteries are great, but they start deteriorating as soon as you start using them. Bleah.

I ordered it from Laptops for Less. Only $29.00 + FedEx 2-day shipping for $10.00. Less than half what Apple would charge for the same replacement.

It’s apparently a little tricker to swap out the battery in the 3G iPods but, what the hell, I’m handy with tools… can’t be that hard, can it?

Avoidance strategy

Sorry, people. No big amazing posts over the weekend. I spent more time thinking about writing than actually writing. It’s amazing the contortions I can put my mind through in order to avoid writing.

  • “I can’t write now — my apartment is filthy!”
  • “I can’t write when Smacky’s scratching himself bloody from fleas; I need to give him a bath.”
  • “I can’t write here — it’s too quiet. I’ll go downtown and sit in a coffee shop somewhere.”
  • “I can’t write here, it’s too noisy. I’ll go back home where it’s quiet.”
  • And the worst of all: “I can’t write now. Maybe I’ll just poke around the internets and see if I’m inspired…”

(That last one is where hours upon hours disappear)

The good news is, this weekend I hung out and drank beer with Caleb and Gus, watched “Ocean’s Twelve” (stylish, witty, excellent entertainment that doesn’t aspire to be more than it is), watched “Donnie Darko” (the non-director’s cut) for the first time (amazing movie but I’m left feeling ‘what’s the point?’), cleaned my apartment, gave the cat a bath, posted my editorial on Sec. Rumsfeld (see previous post), ran 3 miles… more or less, and got most of my laundry done. Oh, had lunch at a swank restaurant in the Pearl District. Can’t remember what it was called, started with a “P”, but it was very good. Just normal day-to-day stuff.

Sitting at Starbucks I saw a girl who bore a striking resemblance to Allyson Hannigan. As I sat there trying to get up the nerve to talk to her (and struggling to find something to say other than “You look like Allyson Hannigan” or “Is it true what they say about redheads?”), she sat there with a notebook, kept checking her phone for messages, and kept looking around. Obviously waiting for someone. The someone showed up; a short guy, balding, goatee, glasses. The girl and he sat down and she started telling him about his part — apparently this girl was a filmmaker and was casting him in it. I listened in as best I could and tried to figure out if they were going to be very long. If not, I’d still try to talk to her.

A half-hour later, they were still deep in conversation. I headed home.

Apologies

My apologies to my regular readers. Haven’t posted here in a while. Right now I’m in the process of working through my notes and gathering my resources for a novel based on a recent trip to Las Vegas… some of that may end up posted here, or maybe not. It will definitely make an interesting story…

In the meantime, if you’re hungry for stuff I’ve written and don’t mind some political thoughts, take a look at an editorial I wrote for Geeks Against Bush, examining the Rumsfeld Doctrine of politico-military deployment.

Other things I’ve been thinking about lately is atheism vs. “Intelligent Design” and other pseudo-scientific (lack of) thinking.

Yeah, I’ve been cranky. ‘Tis the season.

Update 26 January 2022: Found my old essay on the Wayback Machine and updated the link to point there. Am going to save the text as a page on my blog, also.

Turning ignorance into introduction

I was at the gym last night, in the middle of an “easy run” (no faster than a 10:00 pace), on the treadmill.. and I saw this woman get on the StairMaster or whatever, very cute… and she’s wearing a Boston Red Sox shirt to work out in.

And my first thought was, “I’ll bet she bought that after Boston won the Series this year. I should go over to her and ask her if she’s a fair-weather fan.” It sounded good in my head, it sounded cocky, and I could make it funny. It was a starting point, at any rate. The few times I’ve tried to talk to women working out I get a lukewarm response — Like the time I hissed at a woman on the next elliptical trainer over, “Stop staring at me!” She said, “Oh” and then got off the machine and left. I must have embarrassed her.

Back to last night, Boston Red Sox. By the time I finished running, though, I couldn’t find her. She must have finished and left. Bummer.

And, you know, I like baseball but I’m not a complete nut about it. I remembered the name of the player on the woman’s shirt, and decided to Google him. Funny… it was Nomar Garciaparra, shortstop, who was traded from Boston to the Cubs this year… the year the Sox broke their curse.

From one cursed team to another… now that’s irony.

So, if I had talked to that woman last night, and asked her that question, it would have turned out to be a really funny conversation. Because I’d be all cocky and knowing, but (assuming from the fact that she owned a Boston shirt from before the Sox broke their curse, that she was, in fact, a true fan) she could have lectured me about Boston and loyalty and schooled me in baseball knowledge and gotten all indignant… and I could have, oh I don’t know, offerred dinner to make up for the insult or something.

Dammit, things always turn out better in my head.

Brush with greatness

I got a “Contact Me” message last night and it wasn’t one of the 3 or 4 regular readers. Email is always good!

Turns out the guy was trying to track down the live version of “Cinnamon” by the Long Winters (OK, just John Roderick), as heard on KEXP last week, and my site helped him pinpoint where to look in the streaming archives. It’s always good to hear from people who share my good taste in music. Behold the power of Google, or something.

Then I noticed it was Jerry “Tycho” Holkins from over at Penny Arcade! Coolio! An honest-to-internets webcomic superstar! Probably too much to think that he’ll be a regular reader of my rants and posts, but, still.

So the weepy, previous association I had made with the Long Winters can now be replaced with a new, decidedly non-weepy association. Which means I still get to listen to them. Yay, me!

Tycho and his partner, Mike “Gabe” Krahulik also do good work under the Child’s Play banner. Feel free to donate to help out the kids.

Gift of the del Mar

Quick post on lunch break (I love free wireless internets!)

Went to Taco del Mar and I didn’t want a lot of food. Was going to get a fish taco and a drink. But it’s Double-Punch Monday (two punches on your customer-appreciation card) if you order a burrito) so I decided I’d get a fish burrito. But only an Almost Jumbo (half the toppings of their regular sized ones, on a smaller tortilla).

When I got up to the counter, though, they were temporarily out of fish sticks. I had to wait about 4 minutes for them to bake.

So when I finally ordered, they upgraded me to a full-sized burrito “for waiting”. Um, yay? I felt pressured into eating the whole thing.

But it was soooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooood!

Musical lack

Ran at the gym again today. I’ve been unable to run at a 9:30 or better pace for more than 2 miles lately, so my goal today was to do 3 miles on the treadmill no matter what. I did, in fact, finish my 3 miles (plus another mile on the elliptical but I never count that; that’s just warmup), but at a 9:46 pace or thereabouts. Argh. I want to be faster, dammit.

I could, I suppose, blame it on the lack of music. I brought my iPod (since music (and women in tight clothing) is pretty much the main benefit of running in the gym) but managed to forget my ear buds. Hard to listen to music without some kind of electrical-impulse-to-sound-wave converter.

My goal for next week is to duplicate my best official 5K time on the treadmill. I know I can, I know I can, I know I can…

Camera issues

I took a few pictures of Smacky yesterday (as you can see from the updated Picture of the Week to the right). I just put them in the Smacky folder under my Picture Gallery.

My camera doesn’t do very well lately; has trouble focusing. Add to that the fact that Smacky is still a high-energy kitten and rarely sits still for long and most of the pictures I took were fuzzy. And the first few I took of him at the window clearly showed the trashcans outside my apartment. Yech. So I overexposed the next couple of shots and they turned out pretty good. I didn’t even have to use Photoshop.

Closer (2004)

More brutalful stories:

“Closer”, staring Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Natalie Portman, and Clive Owen, is brutal. No heroic characters, everyone makes bad choices and rationalizes their actions and in any other movie would be considered unsympathetic… and yet, seeing the four of them go ’round and round trying to figure out what they want and how to get it… and failing, often… is an amazing experience.

Most Highly Recommended.