Category: General

It physically hurt me when I heard a Radiohead song (“There, there” from “Hail To The Thief”) playing over the loudspeakers at Rite-Aid — as Muzak!

Ow.

Make it stop.

Make it stop!

Denise is a) a coworker who is both b) hot, and c) married. I would add d) is licensed for concealed carry (as a consequence of her job), if my sense of ethics hadn’t already stopped at a) (principle of don’t shit where you eat) and c) (principle of never rub another man’s rhubarb), but, whatever. It’s still fun to flirt now and then.

A week or two ago I had been working on her computer and spotted a Luna CD on top of her stack (that sounds dirty but you know what I meant). The Bestest Radio Station In The World, KEXP, had been playing Luna that day, and I vaguely recalled that they had had a show at the Aladdin Theater recently. I asked her about it, we got to talking about music, and she offered to let me borrow it. She said it was mellow but good. I’m OK with mellow sometimes.

I dropped it off again after the weekend, having ripped it. We chatted some more about music, and she told me about missing the Luna show recently, but reminisced about past bands she’d liked. Because I was also wearing my shirt from the Shamrock Run, I found out she’s a runner, too. We laughed about the butt rockers at the race.

It was cool to share music, and I know I’ve got some eclectic, indie-pop tastes. I figured I’d share some of my music with her, try to figure out from what she listens to what else she’d like. I didn’t want to be a taker; I wanted to be a giver, too. Well, and I wanted to show how cool I was by my musical tastes…

Today, she grabbed me and asked me to stop by. Some question about something or other. Then she apologized for not bringing in another Luna CD. I told her that was OK, and then we started talking about music again. She told me that if I liked Luna, I’d like Catherine Wheel (warning! Flash site with music on main page!), too. She dove into her stack of CDs and handed me one. Looked interesting. Naked people on the cover is a good sign.

I was digging in my brain, trying to think of some odd or unusual music that I had. I took a guess: “Hey, do you like Radiohead?”

Silly me. All girls of a certain age like Radiohead. And if they don’t, well, then I’m not interested. But about Denise, I needn’t have worried.

She literally gasped and clutched her chest (interesting reaction, that) and laughed. “Are you kidding me? They’re my top favorite band! Well…” she stopped to consider, did a mental check, “…definitely in the top three.”

I started to tell her I had some imports that were kind of rare in the US, when she twisted and tore through her stack of CDs again. She pulled out a jewel case with homemade, plain black text on white paper, homemade labels.

The cover read:

Radiohead
06.23.01
The Gorge
George, Washington

A bootleg.

I was topped again. Sure, I had some bootleg Radiohead, from Coachella last year. Also Pixies and Beck from that same festival. But, dammit, it would be a “me, too” moment. Curse you, Denise, I silently cursed in her general direction, you win again. I shook my tiny mental fist at her, even as I exulted in obtaining even more esoteric Radiohead recordings. I now yearned to rush home, rip the CD and listen to it several times over. The plain white label screamed at me; the jewel case burned in my hands. I turned it over in my hands and read the set list. Only one song on there that I hadn’t heard before but of course I would listen to it over and over again anyway.

Meanwhile, Denise was telling me the story of her and her then-boyfriend borrowing someone’s VW van to drive up to George, Washington to see this very concert. Blah, blah, the van broke down, yadda, yadda, he had to go off to get some parts to fix it, whatever, yeah, yeah. The only funny part is how, when telling me that her boyfriend figured that they’d never make the concert in time and suggested that they bag it and go home, Denise’s eyes burned when re-creating the intensity with which she had told her boyfriend in terms that implied no uncertainty, that, yes, in fact, they were going to get to that concert and they would be on time. I laughed at her silly then-boyfriend, for even bringing that up. I groked. Oh, yeah. I groked.

I love new music. I also ripped the Catherine Wheel CD she gave me, and on my lunch break, earlier, I had picked up LCD Soundsystem and The Wedding Present’s newest. But I already know the Radiohead bootleg is going to be in constant rotation for at least two days.

I was at work, and trying to track down a user, Diana, who had reported a problem a couple of days ago. Another tech had been working on the user’s computer problem and had tried to call and email the user (no, the problem wasn’t related to email) and Diana had not called back. So the other tech had asked me to check on Diana, since I was in the building anyway.

A walk around the office on the floor where Diana worked showed that all the cubicles were empty. Everyone was gone. Which would normally only happen if they were in a meeting.

I walked back to their meeting area just to check, and sure enough, walked right into the middle of their meeting. All eyes, including their supervisors, turned to me. I hadn’t ever met their supervisor, Lori, before, but everyone else recognized me for fixing their computers and seeing me around the building.

“Hi, I’m Brian, from Computer Support?” I offered, in my normal-but-quiet voice. “I’m here to talk to Diana?” I felt a bit embarrassed for interrupting. Diana stood up and separated herself from the group, walked over to me.

“Are you still having a problem?” I asked, quietly but still loud enough for the everyone else to hear, unfortunately. I briefly wondered if I should step outside the room, but a computer problem didn’t seem like a big deal.

They had stayed quiet after I came in. As I spoke, Lori’s face registered extreme shock; she acted like she hadn’t believed what she had just heard. I was surprised enough that I barely caught Diana’s response, that the problem had resolved itself.

I looked back at Lori, who now looked embarrassed herself. The rest of the group was laughing, that uncomfortable laugh of not-quite-getting-the-joke.

Everyone was waiting for me to say something, again. Diana looked confused. I started out, again, “I’m with Computer Support. Diana had called in a problem…”

“Oh!” Lori showed relief. “Do you know, I thought I’d heard you say,

I’m from Peer Support, do you have a problem?”

The room erupted in laughter. I blushed, realizing that the uncomfortable laughter had been at me. I mumbled something about how I tend to mumble, and hurriedly left the room.

Once outside, I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.

Walked in to my favorite restaurant, expecting to see Jenn, my favorite waitress as I sat myself in my favorite booth. I’m nothing if not a creature of habit at times.

Only… something was up. There was a new woman behind the bar, a new waitress tending to the tables, and Jenn was nowhere… wait. There she was, back in the kitchen. Brown hair tied back as usual, thin body hiding behind an apron as usual, but leaning against the wall instead of bustling among the patrons, her eyes were on the new waitress.

I sat down, and it was a longer wait than normal for the busgirl to bring over my favorite order of salsa (hot!) Yes, something was definitely up.

The waitress, the new one, finally came over and took my order. As I watched her leave, I made accidental eye contact with Jenn, over chatting to the bartender. She smiled and waved, then walked over.

“Hey,” she said.

“Hey,” I answered back. “What’s up?”

“Nothin’, been pretty slow,” she said. She leaned against a table next to my booth. If she didn’t look at least partially like she was still working, I would have invited her to sit down.

“I wanted to let you know that tomorrow is my last day here.” Spoken slowly.

“Oh? Moving on to bigger and better things?” I asked with a hopeful smile.

“Nah. Well, kinda. I’m going to Brazil and Chile.”

“Oh! That’s cool.” I thought a moment. “Like with the Peace Corps?”

She laughed. “No. No way! I couldn’t afford to pay my bills for 2 years. Man, if they didn’t make it a two year commitment I’d totally do that. Have you ever thought of Peace Corps?”

“I’ve thought about it.” I couldn’t tell if she thought I was lying. I have thought about the Peace Corps. I just haven’t thought of, y’know, joining the Peace Corps.

“Yeah,” she continued, “it’s that two year thing.” She pushed off the table. “Well, I just didn’t want you to wonder where ‘that girl’ went off to!” She turned to walk away.

“Hey, do you have email?” I asked her.

“Yeah!” She stopped, turned back, smiled briefly and made a ‘writing something’ movement with her hands.

“Do they have email in Brazil?” I teased. “Or is it all about the nude beaches?” We both laughed as I handed her a pen. She tore off some scratch paper from her order pad, ripped it in half and gave half to me.

She mumbled, “Yeah, I’ll totally add you to my list.” Oh. She’s got ‘a list’ already? Oh, well.

She looked off, up and to her right, and murmured, “You’re the nicest Brian I know.” I raised an eyebrow at her. “Oh, I’ve had a lot of trouble with Brians,” she said elliptically, pretending that that was sufficient explanation. And maybe it was. I thought of all the Jennifers I’ve known over the years. Of all the girls I’ve dated, I’ve dated more Jennifers than any other single name. In fact there was a time when I would refer to them by number; the tally reached 5 before I grew tired of that particular inside joke. I thought it was funny that others, like Jenn, would have strings of particular names in their past.

Is that just a case of people assigning a pattern to what’s likely a random occurrence? Or do we seek out something, maybe unconsciously, without admitting it to ourselves? I know that all the Jennifers I’ve known over the years have had only two obvious things in common, their name and their gender. Beyond that, they were all different, unique and individual as snowflakes.

And another close encounter ends in another Jennifer walking away.

I just Googled myself. Just ’cause. I and my friends were talking about it a week or two ago.

Anyway, turns out that a link to the real me is right there on the first page of hits — for my political writing.

Yeah. I’m bored tonight.

Lyric of the morning:

“When you like something, it’s an opinion,
When I like something, it’s a manifesto.
Pomposity is when you always think you’re right,
Arrogance is when you know.”
          –Harvey Danger, “Pike Street/Park Slope”

…which I only mention because apparently the boys have completed recording their next album, but have yet to find a label to release it through.

In other news, the fantabulous Long Winters are playing a show (along with a bunch of other bands) on Friday, March 18… in Austin, TX. Dammit.

I meant to post this yesterday. I ran to work for the first time in months and did pretty good. Not including warm-up and cool-down I covered ~5.4 miles in around 55:30. I had to stop a couple of times, briefly, for no more than about 10-20 steps before starting to run again. I didn’t push my pace hard, since I had so far to cover. It felt pretty good, although I was a bit wheezy after the run.

I was worried it would be too cold but I warmed up quickly. Wore my trusty Brooks Adrenaline GT5s, shorts, and a short-sleeve singlet and long-sleeved tech shirt over it.

Was going to listen to Radiohead but Cake came up randomly (Motorcade of Generosity followed by Prolonging the Magic) and it had been a long time since I’d heard them while exercising that I let the Shuffle, um, not shuffle.

I’m worried in a minor key about my right heel; it’s a bit sore and the non-medical diagnosis of my athletic friends is that it sounds like plantar fasciitis. I’m starting to stretch that area more to see if that helps. My friends sent me a link but it’s way too medical-technical; I found some articles from a layman’s perspective.

Oh, and the bad news I referred to earlier?

It was silly bad news: my favorite running shoe company, Brooks, was “acquired” by Russell, maker of crap athletic gear. Bleh.

I hope they just leave Brooks alone because their shoes are the bestest.

I was going to post more bad news but that can wait.

Three different people today told me I looked great.

Well, four people… if you count the dental hygienist saying “You take great x-rays!” But as I told her, she did all the work; I just sat there with my teeth clenched on cardboard.

That feels pretty good. I mean, the people telling me I look great. Not the x-rays, so much.

Dave Eggers being interviewed by The Onion. What could be cooler?

And roly-poly crap, they mention monkeys straight off.

Monkeys! Which are always funny. Always.

Go read it or somethin’.