“Why would I want to talk to David Frost?”

After Hitler, arguably the most hated political figure from history is President Richard Milhous Nixon.

Certainly the most polarizing figure from history, at least.

Nixon’s Presidential legacy is nothing but scandal, crime and fraud. Oh, sure, there are people who think Nixon’s foreign policy was top-notch, but the people who argue that point are attempting to counter the whole scandal, crime and fraud bit. We know what’s important.

In 1974, when Nixon resigned the office of the Presidency, I was 9 years old. I had no idea what these old men were doing on my TV as I ate a breakfast of sugared cereals, fortified with 7 essential vitamins and minerals and bathed in milk. Blah, blah, blah, talking heads, so boring. I wanted my Spider-Man and my Bugs Bunny!

Some people, many people, in fact, still think that politics is boring, nothing but a bunch of blathering old bores, taking up space on the people’s high-def entertainment centers. People may not want Saturday morning cartoons anymore, but they certainly don’t understand or, frankly, care, about what rich old people are talking about in studios in the District of Columbia or New York City. People would rather watch people eat live bugs in a competition for the prize, or find out what Lindsey Lohan wore to the Oscars, or whatever.

I think, in large part, that this sad state of affairs is a result of the decisions of the people who sit atop the entertainment corporations. There’s been a reduction of the momentous decisions and actions that our leaders take, a reduction to the level of… gossip. Entertainment. And that reduces people like President George W. Bush from what he is (a radical who has challenged and distorted almost every aspect of the Constitution upon which our country has been founded, and has abused his office to sow death across the globe and reap huge profits to himself and his cohorts) to the same level as… a movie producer, a celebrity, a “mogul”. Opinions differ, they say, and then they quote one from column A (“I don’t like him!”) and one from column B (“I love him!”).

This is a simplification, of course, and just one man’s opinion.

But having just watched “Frost/Nixon”, I can tell you, that there was a time, way back in the ancient times known as 1976, when the world of the disgraced leader Nixon intersected with the world of the glitzy celebrity of David Frost.

And, apparently, the two worlds reversed their importance.

That’s the take I get from watching this movie. David Frost was a flibbertigibbet, a nonsuch, a fluffy emcee, a light-weight. Frost was not a polarizing figure; if you cared about him at all, you either enjoyed his schtick, or you envied him his glamorous lifestyle.

Frank Langella’s Nixon, trying to complete the cover-up of his crimes, tries to cloak himself in the cotton-candy of David Frost. And watching Michael Sheen’s Frost slowly wake up to the fact that he’s being played is compelling.

Most of the movie, once the characters and background are set, is nothing but watching two men talk to each other, while others root from the sidelines. And as boring as that may sound to you, I am here to tell you that it was riveting.

And maybe, seeing the two worlds intersect, will help you untangle them again. Because I think it’s important.

It’s difficult for me to set aside the implications, even today, of Nixon’s actions. Luckily the movie provides me a surrogate in the ever-likeable Sam Rockwell’s character, playing journalist James Reston, Jr. It’s Reston’s real-life work that created the background for this movie. And I recognized my anger at President Bush’s actions today in Rockwell’s rants about trying to get a confession from, and conviction of, Nixon in the film.

But setting aside the politics, the characters and their interactions, as played by Langella and Sheen, stands by itself and makes a extraordinary story.

Forty-four minus two

In two days I celebrate the forty-fourth anniversary of my birth.

Counting down to that day, I am posting birthday memories.

What about the birthdays I don’t remember? I’ve been scouring my brain trying to remember what happened on one day, repeated for (almost) 44 years. I was obviously present for all of those days. My earliest memories, of course, no one expects me to remember them. It appears that the most memorable moments were from when I was around six, up until I turned 21… and then a few handful of memories from the last 10 years or so.

There’s a gap in-between.

A gap that can’t be explained by alcohol. I knew you were at least thinking it so don’t deny it. Well… can’t entirely be explained by alcohol.

This post is for the missing birthdays. The birthdays were nothing much of note happened. Or, rather, the birthdays when the expected happened. In spite of the lack of specific memories, I’m sure that every birthday I’ve had was spent with family or friends. I’m sure that I received gifts and cards, carefully selected by my friends, along with good wishes. I’m sure there was cake, and probably ice cream, and probably booze of some sort or another. Because that’s what most people remember – the good times, the company, the feelings.

And most of my birthdays have left me feeling… well-loved. Even if I’m fuzzy on the details.

Merry Newtonmas!

Thanks to Edwin Kagin of Blasphemous Blogging, who has compiled a list of the many deities who were alleged to have been born on December 25th:

Hmmm, that list looks fairly complete. Did he leave one out? I can’t tell.
Be sure to click through to Kagin’s list; he lists a bunch of facts regarding each of these deities that might sound familiar to a modern American theist.

…but to a scientist, even an amateur one like myself, the most important birthday today is Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics.

At least he was born on 25 December in the Julian, or Old Style, calendar. Dates are such fuzzy things sometimes.

Update:

I removed Bacchus because that’s the Roman name for Dionysus, and shouldn’t be confused with Saint Bacchus, a Christian martyr; Dionysus predates Christianity by a couple of centuries at least. I also fixed the link to Tammuz. – 12/25/2008 12:10 PM bam

Forty-four minus three

In three days I celebrate the forty-fourth anniversary of my birth.

Counting down to that day, I am posting birthday memories.

I saved this one for Christmas Day, because this birthday was full of all of my most favorite things. And it’s late, because I’ve been trying to fit in everything leading up to it. It was that good.

I’m talking about my 36th birthday: 2001. The year I wrote my first (unpublished) novel was also the first year I remember being friends with Tracy. Because my family was leaving for one of our traditional Christmas (and my birthday) trips, Tracy gave me my Christmas/birthday gift early. She told me, later, that she had trouble deciding what to get me, and had mentioned that to our mutual friend Lea.

Lea told her, “Oh, that’s easy! He’s a writer! Get him something to write with!”

So Tracy bought me a journal and some nice pens.

I took the journal with me on our trip – a cruise out of New Orleans.

The cruise itself was alright. I was not impressed with the customer service of the ship; my family and I had many complaints. But the positive memories remain with me today. Having lunch at a tourist-filled Margaritaville with a real Caribbean queen in Montego Bay, Jamaica and trying to talk her into taking me somewhere she goes for lunch. “Oh, no,” she said, “they will knife you dead.” Swimming on a sandbar in the Grand Caymans with thousands of manta rays with my sister, niece and younger nephew. Seeing the oil rigs spouting fire as we sailed back up the mouth of the Mississippi to port – an ecological nightmare, but it had it’s own strange beauty. All these and more were recorded in the journal Tracy gave me.

My sister and her family had decided they were going back to Portland on my birthday, but her mother- and father-in-law and their son, David, were staying longer in New Orleans, and I had decided to stay with them to spend my birthday in my very favorite city.

When we got back to the Big Easy, my friend David and I, as the bachelors, shared a room. I was dating a woman, A., at the time. On Christmas Eve, I called her to let her know how things were going and wish her a Merry Christmas. David asked me if she was special and I shrugged. He replied, “Well, she’s worth a call from New Orleans, right?” I was still uncertain.

David and I spent most of our nights prowling around Bourbon Street and the French Quarter. When my birthday approached, I had found a restaurant for my birthday dinner. Arnaud’s, on the corner of Rue Bienville and Bourbon (I’m linking to the Google cache because for some reason the actual website won’t open in Firefox).

The taxi dropped us off at the restaurant. We were shown to our table, by staff in white dinner jackets with white gloves, in a quiet corner near a window looking out onto Les Rue Bourbon. I don’t remember exactly what I had for dinner but it came in several courses, was all delicious, and included gator at one point. Arnaud’s may be the finest restaurant I have ever dined in.

All through dinner, I just knew that Betsy and Tom and David would likely be trying to get the Dixieland Jazz house band to sing me a birthday song, but I also knew that they would have to wait for me to leave the table to do that – so I stayed at the table for as long as I could. It was, literally, hydraulic pressure that forced me to leave, shortly before the dessert arrived (crème brûlée). I left and hurried back as quickly as I could.

And yet, they still managed to do it.

Seconds after I sat down, the jazz trio appeared, and announced my birthday loudly to the entire restaurant. I was embarrassed a little, but delighted beyond words.

The band sang two songs, the first of which was a modification of “Mac The Knife” – “Brian The Knife”. The second, of course, was a jazz version of “Happy Birthday”.

After dinner, Betsy and Tom went back to the hotel, and David and I set off again into the French Quarter for a night of booze and adventures. We did not return until sunrise – or maybe a bit after.

I’m saving those stories for another time. But suffice it to say it was a birthday I shall never forget.

Vegetarians vs. Meat-eaters

Thanks to io9 for finding this old MGM cartoon short, about a post-human world where squirrels, inexplicably, still celebrates Christmas and speak English.

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Peace on Earth, and good will to all.

Merry Christmas.

Four decades

I couldn’t let this anniversary pass without notice.

Forty years ago today, the astronauts of the Apollo 8 mission to the Moon took the picture now known as “Earthrise”.

Our pale blue planet, rising over the horizon of our companion satellite.

You, my faithful readers, may recognize the image. It’s the one I chopped up to make the background image for my blog (RSS readers, please feel free to click through).

I used the image because of my lifelong connection to the Moon, based on the last name my father gave me. I remember being a child and watching avidly whenever NASA launched men into space (and later, when I was an adult, women, too).

Merry Christmas Eve, pale blue dot.

Can we just shut up about Portland drivers?

One of the things that really chaps my hide when it snows in Portland is hearing all the non-natives complain about how “unprepared” Portland is for snow, and how the non-natives seem to think that Portland drivers are worse than any other drivers (particularly the drivers in the non-natives’ home town, of course).

This is bullshit and a myth.

And I’ll prove it.

There were more winter traffic accidents, per-capita, in the Greater Anchorage, Alaska, area in 2003 and 2004, than there were in the same time period in Portland, OR. The total numbers of accidents reported were fairly close, in spite of the fact that the Greater Anchorage area population is about half of the city of Portland.

Portland traffic statistics are from the Oregon Department of Transportation website.

Greater Anchorage traffic statistics are from the Alaska Department of Transportation website.

I made a little chart that can be viewed online. I don’t think it can be changed but I’ll get an email if it is, so don’t think to mess with my data!

For the record, I’m not a statistics guru. I realize that I may be comparing apples and oranges here. For one thing, the Metropolitan Portland population, including the ‘Couve, Beavertron, and Gresham and other outlying areas, is much larger than the Greater Anchorage area. If anyone wants to suggest cities of comparable sizes, I’m more than happy to try it again. I just picked Anchorage because I figured Alaskans would “know how to drive in the snow” and because I found their accident reports online.

I thought Detroit, Michigan would be another good choice to compare. Maybe Buffalo. Fargo, North Dakota? Or, maybe I’ll get bored and move on to something else.

I’m sure anyone out there who wants to dispute my quickie analysis will speak right up. Feel free! That’s what science is all about.

Until then, though: suck it, non-Portlanders!

Forty-four minus four

In four days I celebrate the forty-fourth anniversary of my birth.

Counting down to that day, I am posting birthday memories.

Two years ago – holy crab, was it only two years ago? – I spent Christmas in New York City. It was a great trip, and I posted about it several times.

The trip included my birthday, as my family’s Christmas trips often do. The morning of my birthday, I woke up to breakfast, cooked by my sister’s mother-in-law (she cooked pretty much every morning); bacon, pancakes, scrambled eggs and coffee. Yum.

I spent the day wandering around the little town of Glen Head, taking pictures and getting out of the house.

And that evening, we all went out to dinner. The first choice of restaurant, picked by our host, David, was too busy, so we went across the street to a nice Italian place, where I gorged myself on delicious pasta, and shared another meal with my family.

I did a Google search for Italian restaurants in Glen Head to try to find the name of the restaurant we ate at, but I couldn’t find it. It’s lost to me now.

It doesn’t really matter, because it’s still in my memory – delicious food, excellent company. What more could one ask for on a birthday?

Forty-four minus five

In five days I celebrate the forty-fourth anniversary of my birth.

Counting down to that day, I am posting birthday memories.

How long until I got around to detailing the night I became legally able to drink beer, wine and hard liquors? Ah, the legendary 21st birthday, source of songs and stories.

Truthfully, it was not that momentous a birthday as you, my readers and friends, may imagine after all the words I have spilled here about bars and drinking.

But there are still things to remember from that night.

I was dating Amy D. We had been dating for a couple of years, since my senior year in high school. We would not still be dating a year later, on my 22nd birthday, but on that night, we were still together, mostly out of inertia, I think.

Also, my friend Dennis had driven up from Newport, OR, on the coast, to share my birthday with me. He had already passed his age of majority the previous year. He and I had become friends after he had dated my sister, and she had broken up with him. I suspect that he stayed friends with me to keep tabs on his ex-girlfriend, my sister. But I’m a cynical sort. He was geek-y and funny and had a car – oops, my cynicism is showing again.

My girlfriend and my friend and I had dinner with my parents. I’m don’t remember if my sister was there, too – the awkwardness between her and Dennis may have prevented it, and I don’t blame her. There was spaghetti, and chocolate-frosted white cake, and ice cream, and presents.

I don’t remember the presents, but I do remember the chocolate-frosted white cake. And, of course, my friends.

I don’t remember there being booze at dinner. At that point, my parents didn’t keep much alcohol in the house (that I was aware of). The drinking didn’t start picking up again until years later.

After dinner, me and Amy and Dennis drove up to the Cattle Company, a steak house with a lounge, where I ordered my first legal drink: a glass of Glenfiddich single-malt scotch. Amy had wine and Dennis ordered some kind of fruity rum drink, about which Amy and I teased him mercilessly.

And then? I don’t remember. But it’s not that I don’t remember because we went on a drinking bender and I awoke days later. I don’t remember because I think, after a drink or two, Dennis drove Amy home and I and Dennis stayed up talking and catching up.

In those days, I practiced moderation, almost to the extreme. Those were the days.

Snow report

We now take a break from relentless birthday-counting-down for a snow report.

My employer, Multnomah County, has declared a state of emergency, to last through 5 January 2009. Kinda freaky to think that the Emergency Operations Center, which is right next door to my office, will finally have an actual emergency to deal with, rather than the many, many drills they’ve been doing since, well, since they opened a year ago.

I just got back from a walk. I walked up to the grocery store, but on the way, I saw that my regular haunt, The Limelight, was open, so I dropped in for a hot drink and dinner.

As others have said, it’s not that bad once you’re out there. My trail shoes, normally for running, work really well in the snow to keep my footing and keep my feet dry. They would be better if they were trail boots, though.

I’m pretty sure I could go for a run in this, though, as long as it’s not freezing rain. I should have run today, instead of surfed and ate. Oh, well.

Saw lots of folk on skis, and several people pulling their groceries home behind them on a sled. Smart people.

OK, if we don’t talk about it anymore, maybe it’ll go away. But not all at once – will there be floods if this all melts at once?