The real spoilers

I’m not the spoiler for talking about LOST around people who aren’t caught up.

No, the real spoilers are the folks who aren’t yet caught up who hang around when I want to talk about last night’s episode with my friend who is equally obsessed with me, preventing me from discussing all the many revelations and implications and making us talk in vagaries: You’re the real spoiler, sir!

He’s spoiling my fun!