I’m standing in line at a local taco place. I see the punk rock girl behind the counter, ready to take my order.
Punk Rock Girl: Mr. Mooooooooooooooooon!
Me: Heh. How are you?
PRG: I’m good, Mr. Moooooooooon!
Me: [embarassed] You know, I’ve forgotten your name…
PRG: It’s Suzy.
Me: Hi, Suzy! By the way, my first name is Brian.
PRG: OK, Brian. But “Mr. Mooooooooooooooooooooon!” is so much more fun to say!