Top 10 downsides

The following are the top ten downsides to the thinness of the MacBook Air:

  1. Paper cuts.
  2. While sharp, doesn’t cut as close as a two- or three-blade razor.
  3. Light weight offset by need to carry a paperweight.
  4. Doesn’t just break when dropped – it shatters
  5. Kids like to fold ’em up into origami!
  6. …which is not covered by Applecare.
  7. Finger oil causes see-through spots!
  8. Need to re-sharpen every three months.
  9. Unable to get past airport security.
  10. Mom keeps telling you not to run with it.