The Merc vs. Gary Blackmer

I am so jealous of Matt Davis. He has my dream job. I think getting told to fuck off would be a badge of honor for an investigative journalist. I don’t think Matt is whining; he’s bragging.

Amy J. Ruiz, I can do this stuff, too, and I’m at least as brilliant as Matt. Plus I speak American and won’t try to expense all that warm beer. Hire me!

Kidding – mostly (I really am just as brilliant).

Good job, Matt. Keep at it.