I just broke a lamp.
Well… I knocked it off the stand by the door with my messenger bag, grabbed Smacky and tossed him in the bathroom before he could sniff around the broken glass, got a plastic bag to put all the larger pieces of glass in, put that in the trash, hauled the vacuum cleaner out of the closet, plugged it in, vacuumed, surveyed the area with a flashlight to make sure I got all the glass, put the vacuum cleaner away, put the remains of the lamp in the garbage, and let Smacky out of the bathroom.
Does that count as “just” breaking a lamp?