Overheard in the cafeteria

“You know, women are just like cars. They both come with strings attached.” – some hairy guy in a cheap suit, to a companion.


  1. I can see that this gentleman probably has relationship issues.
  2. What kind of car comes with a string?!
  3. For that matter, there’s a whole world of social awkwardness in considering women and strings together, but since I am a gentleman I am so not going there.
  4. As a simile/metaphor… it doesn’t even make sense!