More of the same

Set aside Gov. Palin’s experience and judgment.

What does his choice of a vice-president have to say about Sen. John McCain’s judgement?

Did he choose an unknown “surprise” candidate simply to steal the news cycle away from one of the most important, historic speeches in modern history? Is this his attempt to say, “me, too! I can be historic!”

Sen. McCain appears to me to be acting like a spoiled 2 year old, out of jealousy.

Isn’t that already the kind of man we have in the White House? Do we want another four years of that kind of disaster?

I say “no”.

I will always remember

I will always remember exactly where I was when Sen. Hillary Clinton suspended the roll call count of delegates for the Democratic National Convention, and called for the party to nominate Sen. Barack Obama by acclamation, officially making Sen. Obama the first non-white presidential candidate for the United States of America.

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I was sitting in a hospital room, with my sister, as she was waiting to find out if she was going to need surgery. In spite of her and my worries about her health, we were momentarily proud to be partisan Democrats, the only party in America currently capable of this decision.

Congratulations to the Democratic voters, and to my country, for making this historic moment happen. It’s not the end of an era. It’s the beginning. But I hope that it is a good step forward.

And congratulations to Sen. Barack Obama. Please make us proud to have chosen you.

PS: I hate hospitals.

City of Portland, city of corruption

I consider myself a writer. An unpublished one, but even so. I think in terms of story and plot and character. I try to structure my conversations into beginning, middle, end. I’ve attempted several novels. I dissect movies and TV shows with an eye towards the story being told.

I’ve lived in Portland, OR all my life. OK, some of my earliest years were spent in various parts of Washington state, and I did have that 8 month term of duty in Austin, TX. But I was born here, and the bulk of my life has been spent here. Me and my group of friends, years ago, decided that the best answer to the question “what’s your hometown?” is the town from which you graduated high school, and for me that would be Milwaukie, a suburb of Portland.

I love this city. I love its quirks, and its beauty. I love the parks, and hills, and coffee shops and strip clubs. I love Portland’s public spaces, like Pioneer Square and the Rose Quarter. I am vastly entertained by the local underculture, an intoxicating mix of left-wing, Vegan, strippers and bouncers and musicians and improv and theater and writers. I celebrate the fact that President Bush I called us “Little Beirut”. I love how it’s basically a big small town.

And having worked for Multnomah County for the past 9 years, and having various friends and family members employed by local government, I’ve got a pretty good grasp of how corrupt local politics is. It’s all about protecting business interests from any kind of social responsibility and increasing their profits. Maybe that’s true of other towns, too, but I can see the mechanisms and lines of power very clearly here. Mayors, commissioners, District Attorneys, state representatives, Federal representatives, all seem to get elected with the help of developers and the business associations.

Likewise, as a writer, I have my influences. If I had to give an elevator pitch about my personal ambition, I would say the following: “I write about Portland in the same way Carl Hiaasen writes about South Florida”. I can see the interaction between the high culture, the business and politics, with the low culture, the strip club owners and dive bar staff and musicians, and it fascinates me. When Phil Stanford pens another column about some retired beat cop trying to nail a known criminal and being stymied by the higher-ups, that’s red meat to me.

When a friend and fellow county employee is fired in order to cover-up the mis-use of contract workers as a scheme to funnel money into un-elected county managers… that’s both real-life and red meat for my writer’s brain.

So I’ve been trying to come up with a fictional, but realistic, plotline that I could use to explain and expand on how corruption works in Portland. And in the last couple of years, I sketched out a bare skeleton of a plot.

Basically, I envisioned a couple of mid-level managers in the county tax assessor’s office conspiring against a local, long-time fixture of a strip club. They would fudge the facts, and “find” a bunch of violations of the tax code, and pretend that back taxes were owed, and then use that leverage to force the strip-club owner to go bankrupt or sell the business to a local developer (who is working in cahoots with the county manager) at a loss. Then they’ll build a condo tower with claims of it being for “low-income housing” but in reality, making massive profits from the sales of those apartments. They’d use the construction to funnel money back into their own pockets with the use of contractors and kickbacks.

In my version of the story, fictionalized, of course, the bad guys would over-reach and end up killing someone who found out about the scheme. Maybe one of the strippers at the club is also a law student who digs into the problems the club owner is having. Maybe a shop steward at the county finds out. In any case, in my fictionalized version of Portland, the scheme is uncovered and upended, and the city takes a few steps towards cleaning up the influence of business and the puppetry of its civic leaders. Y’know, until next time.

So imagine how chagrined I am to find out that something very much like that appears to be happening: Is Commissioner Randy Leonard abusing his power to drive out “undesirable” businesses?

Is my book idea too late? Or will it be even more timely? Decisions… decisions…

Eighties night

Dante’s is a brick oven. I knew that, and yet, I still wanted to dress up a bit. Black jeans and a black t-shirt.

Considering it was The Retros I was there to see, an 80s New Wave cover band, along with Tracy, Gina, and Arlene, maybe I should have busted out my skinny tie. Sadly, time has not been kind enough to leave me the option of Big Hair – not without a wig.

But it wasn’t deathly hot inside. Just normally hot. And with plenty of water and booze (Bombay Sapphire and tonic for me, please) it was bearable.

For the record, the song that finally got me up out of my chair to dance was The Cure “Just Like Heaven”. Love that song.

Tracy had a headache most of the evening, but even she got up to dance eventually! I forget which song inspired her. Maybe she’ll chime in on the comments to remind me.

All that music reminds me of the summers right after I graduated high school, when Amy, Terry, Rod, Andy and I would spend weekend nights at the Blue Aardvark in downtown Portland, dancing and laughing and smelling like clove cigarettes (and Terry would actually smoke them). It was right out of a John Hughes movie, at least in my head. Sadly the club is no longer there. I think it’s a shoe store now.

Things to do this weekend

  • Possibly go dancing at Goodfoot.
  • Avoid Highway 30 due to the Hood to Coast Relay
  • …but watch the runners run past my house (especially hot women runners)
  • Run an interval run Saturday morning
  • Visit the Geek Fair Saturday afternoon
  • Go see The Retros at Dante’s with Tracy and Gina, Saturday night.
  • Spend Sunday doing laundry, cleaning house, and generally recovering from all that activity on Saturday.

Don’t do this

When a bartender has reached the point where she remembers what you’re drinking and has it mixed for you when you reach the front of the line, don’t tell her you only wanted water.

In other words, don’t do what I did.

Gonna pay for that one for a while.

Genius

Cary Tennis, genius, speaking the invisibly obvious:

“If you create this condition that you must believe in yourself to go forward, you might not go forward. You must find a way to go forward without that condition. You do not need to believe in yourself. You just need to find a way to move forward and embrace the activity you are engaged in. You think that believing in yourself will give you the strength to go forward? It may not work that way. It may be that you go forward simply by going forward.”

“Don’t juuuuuuudge meeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Ben Stiller’s comedy career has been on the downslope lately. Without doing the google, I can’t really remember any great Ben Stiller comedies since “There’s Something About Mary” and “Zoolander”. OK, maybe “Meet The Parents”. But those were his high point, I think.

In fact, the more I think about it, great Ben Stiller comedies rely on Ben Stiller sharing screen time with another comedic actor. “Zoolander” had Owen Wilson. “There’s Something About Mary” had, incredibly, Matt Damon – and who knew he’d be great in a comedy? “Meet The Parents” introduced the idea of Robert De Niro being genuinely funny.

And “Tropic Thunder” benefits greatly from Robert Downey, Jr.

Yes, I love Jack Black. The man owns a lightning suit, for fuck’s sake. And Jack Black has many funny moments in “Tropic Thunder” (including, but definitely not limited to, the line quoted in the title of this post). But Robert Downey, Jr. and Ben Stiller are clearly sharing the starring roles in this movie. And that was a wise decision on Ben Stiller’s part, I think.

In fact, this is nearly an ensemble movie. Tom Cruise is so freakin’ awkward and try-hard that I can’t help but laugh at him. Jay Baruchel, of all people, is the straight man, the guy who grounds the rest of the comedy. Nick Nolte’s mumbling burnout nonsense-philosophy-spouting veteran is note-perfect.

Holy fuck I loved this movie. I was barking laughter, looking around at the rest of the audience, seeing that they, too, were laughing just like me, and then giving in to the laughs.

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