Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Crust

When I make my morning peanut butter and jelly toast, I always am careful to spread both the peanut butter and the jelly all the way to the edge of the bread slice. I want every surface of the toast to be covered in both peanut butter and jelly.

I lay the slices on my cutting board after toasting, side by side. Peanut butter goes on one slice (usually the left) and the jelly goes on the other. When both are spread evenly, I put them together.

Then I curse when I take a bite into the sandwich and pb&j spread drips out the far side onto my pant leg.
• 6:53 AM

Comments:
Have you ever thought of squeezing them gently together and licking around the edges before the first bite? Just askin'.
# posted by Blogger erraberra :: 10/23/2007 8:14 AM
 
Very meticulous! And yet.... Why still haven't we learned to either eat the peanut butter and jelly sandwich/toast properly - either standing up or over the sink?

Why?!
# posted by Blogger kevin wecker :: 10/23/2007 8:15 AM
 
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